Cage The Elephant And Foo Fighters Join Together For Most Pathetic Thing We've Ever Heard

People stop me on the street, they ask me, Iman, why is rock dead? The reason is because of completely tedious bands like Cage The Elephant sucking off  terrible, terrible wastes of space like Foo Fighters.

In what amounts to the most pathetic quote of the year Cage The Elephant shared this message they sent to Foo and therefore got a slot as an opening band: "'Dear Foo Fighters, we're huge fans of your band. Sadly we can't see your set because our evil tour manager is making us leave. If we don’t do everything he says, he burns us with lit cigarettes on our pee-pee holes. We hope you understand.'

Is it worth destructing this shit?

If you wanna be a huge fan of someone, be a huge fan of Superchunk.

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