Brokencyde Will Never Last by Helen Bach

Brokencyde is a band that is part of this sorta glam boy trend.

“Crunkcore” is just a tiny offshoot lame ass white boy dance party. The ugly kids who need to find a way to get laid on a limited time span and budget.

They will not be household names. They will not last 5 years.

So like a bad deli sandwich you eat it cuz its there then you feel like shit for a couple days

So here ya go announcement of their second coming.. or I’d say offering but you wont take it.

This is great though, it comes with a snarky (credit Iman for that word today, its what he called ME)

Get this pompous quote:

“With this whole album, we’re putting our middle fingers in the air toward the entire industry. The album artwork is pretty much self explanatory. We want to smash everything and anything that stands in the way of us making music. We want to show all our detractors that all the hate they spew only fuels our music and makes us that much stronger.”

Stronger at what? Sucking?

OK here’s what to look for.. you’re 11 year old fans, who like you cuz you say ‘fuck’, will find talented musicians to follow.

So make sure your parents don’t rent your room just yet. You’ll be back.

The album, Will Never Die, is due out November 9, 2010.

The career, WILL NEVER LAST.. will die shortly after.
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