Bret Michaels is not dead.
Hes going for heart surgery soon, has type 1 diabetes, a brain hemorrhage, and the could soon have the bubonic plague.
He has a new reality show and a boatload of bandannas.
But nothing is more disturbing than the nude Billboard magazine cover shown here.
The guy is annoying. He’s becoming a bore and fine airbrush wont sway it.
Better than a meat dress..no wait…Anyway, there goes your breakfast.. yuck