As Predicted: Haiti Mon Amour Is Atrocious

Bonehead, Jigga and Rihanna all get together to perform a feel good song about…HAITI???

I feel as though I can’t begin to fathom either their or my cynicism. Maybe Helen is right: love the message, hate the messenger. But I hate both, I think it is possibly the most repulsive piece of product I have ever heard.

I can’t grasp what the people living in Port-Au-Prince are going through and I absolutely am not helped by the US splurge of Media guilt.

I didn’t watch one second of the telethon (left that to poor Helen) and having heard this truly ghastly piece of… I don’t know what it is.

I know what it isn’t.

It isn’t a song.

I mean, songs have melodies and chorusses, and they are catchy and you wanna hear em again. I heard a good one today: Screaming Females “I Do” which wipes the floor with “Mon Amour”. Listen (or rather don’t): the rhymes are pathetic, the rap is useless and the only good thing I can say is thank god Boneheads mic doesn’t kick in till half way through.

Who is hyping who? You give a shit, donate to savethechildren.org. I know Helen did and she didn’t need to speak to Reese to do it.

Fuck Jay-Z, fuck Haiti, fuck hype: gimme my fucking dollar back.

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