As surrogate correspondent for American Idol since our blogs biggest fans seem to busy enjoying it to write about it I offer the following
The ‘field’ has been reduced to 24 contestants. There is your obligatory sob stories, theres a cute one, a sassy one, a sexy one, a tough one….your basic mix
The tears have all been shed, everyone is going to have a ‘better life’. Jesus was thanked numerous times.
Somewhere between sitcom and coming out of the closet Ellen became a man. Shes grating annoying and that shtick ain’t cute anymore. The faux hawk and menswear is rather pathetic. Your gay…OK thanks. Move the fuck on, Rosie. I mean Ellen… .whatever
Simon is the only one looking more bored than me.
So the real ‘competition’ starts next week and I’m stating right now and officially that I am not going to watch that crap.
So either someone cover it or let it die. I swear to you it makes me hate America and its populace. It shows this country to be full of trailer park, crack ho, criminals.
With one girl sweet as pie who helps her mama can pickles for the Grange.
Fucking hate this show, its participants, its hype and its entire demographic.
C’mon America quit letting the media screw you by calling this entertainment.