American Idol- Beware Its Sooner Than You Think -By Helen Bach

Get a freakin load of this bucket of hell. 
America… these are YOUR Idol Judges…
Ya’ll ready cuz it is January and that meants its time for American Idol.
What the hell happened here. 
 How did we get so low… Steven Tyler fell off a stage *numerous times*, JLo is more famous for her ass and Randy?  Randy is just busy looking for a contract loophole so he can get the fuck off the show like the others.
  He feels abandoned…’Dawg”
American Idol premiers on January 19,  but Tyler, Jennifer Lopez, Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest are on The Tonight Show this Monday, January 10!! 
This way you can watch them fake laugh and posture to see just how hurl inducign the show is goiingto be this season.
How many times is Tyler going to do that “OWWah WA WAAAahahahaahah” dumbass yell?
What are the odds he will fall off the stage.
And laugh all you want but I live with a weirdo theater kid who’s primary assignemnt is to review each weeks show.
It’s Imans inner smile I think, knowing Im subjected to it…
thank Boss.
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