Nah screw that.. The Grammys are a bag of ass.
So instead here are the bands that SHOULD win Grammys, fat paychecks and accolades (instead of the skanky Saran wrapped whores and busted up ego screwers and bubble gum blowers who will be on.)
Titus Andronicus, Black Veil Brides, Shinobi Ninja, Ramona, Mr Spoon, UnderOath, Cradle of Filth, Big Orange Balloon, Alesana, Let Me Love, Madina Lake.
But nope, you’ll be rockin out to
Eminem, Cee Lo Greene, Miranda Lambert and Katy Perry’s rack.
And you wonder why we don’t cover this gigantic music event more seriously?
Cuz it blows