Alien Abducts Bono Or Corey Monteith With His Shirt Off: The Decision Is Yours by Helen Bach

An Alien not only abducted Bono and severed his head he also got some dirt on Glee fresh off the Globe Awards high (BOBBY THIS IS YOUR FKN STORY)



Apparently ace music journalists such as the Magpie and The Bobster are not the only ones in the Glee club but many celebs including.. (sit)Julia Roberts, Julianne Moore and star Neil Patrick Harris, (DOOGIE!) are all slated to do some Glee time during sweeps! YYYYYUS


and behold the power of twitter


“Cory Monteith, who plays conflicted heartthrob Finn Hudson on “Glee,” twittered to his fans today, “There is going to be a live #glee concert tour! in select cities; limited appearances. Announcement and details soon. So excited!”


SOO EXCITED!!!


and finally as previously mentioned (and most hurl worthy quote of the moment) Mathew Morrison, the actor and singer, who originated the role of “Hairspray” hunk Link Larkin on Broadway, told EW he agreed it seems like rushing things to release a solo album so soon, but he doesn’t want it to be “a crap CD” about “money or handbags,” so he’ll be taking a page from some of his inspirations “like Gene Kelly, Frank Sinatra [and] Sammy Davis, Jr.”


And with that I gave the alien 50 bucks and a pledge for Madina Lake to get me the hell off this planet

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