A Justin Bieber Twofer…

We haven't written about the Beiv in awhile. Justin is sorta a male britney Spears; a white trash boy who made it big mutterring about his swag to anybody who will listen. And pretending to be a hard kid. And nailing Selena Gomez which, give the lad credit, he has skills.

Anyway two stories.

1. Selena and Juston watking down a beach in Malibu (it might have been a different beach, does it really matter?) when the teen couple hear a beiber song drifting out of a wedding. They crash the party, eat the food , take pix, Beiber nails the bride (OK, I made that up) and all around take the spotlight off the couple who will only ever have this day and put it firmly on themselves.

and

2. Chris Brown, Kanye and Drake have signed up to give Justin an "edgier" vibe on his follow up to My World 2.0