1. The Right Chemistry – Goldenboy – Alyson Camus faves bury the vocals so low they are like shoegaze meets lo-fi so-cal and a bridge that goes from brown to blue and a pretty good back up singer adding ooohs and ahhhs. All it needs is a synth and darker lighting! – Grade: A-
2. Such Great Heights – The Postal Service – OK, pop pickers, every review from here on out will be in the style of a Fall Out Boy song title. Ready? "Every time I ride the subway Ben Gibbard is hailing me back with 2004 synth pop singers. Oh, Jenny, why?" – Grade: A-
2. American Girls – Tom Petty – "When I ride classic rock in the front of my car I can see a blonde haired girl sitting on my knees pointing out the chorus" – Grade: A+
3. Somebody Up There Likes Me – David Bowie – "I wanted to steal his horns, I begged him to let me steal his horns. Please let me steal his horns" – Grade: A
4. I Slept Wih Somebody In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song – Fall Out Boy – "I slept with somebody who reviewed a Fall Out Boy song With A Stupid name and all I got was this lousy review" – Grade: C-
5. Two Different Roads – Michael Nesmith – "A singer walks into a bar, puts his wooly hat on a bar and gets a strange case of deja-vu" – Grade: A
6. There's A Lot Of Different Ways To School – The Sesame Street Beetles – "I Fell Crazy For My Babysitter While the Beatles Played In The Background And I Dreamt Of My Lost Baby Fat" – Grade: B+
7. Try – Pink – "If Ashley Was P!nk Nobody Would Complain When She Lip Synched And We Might Still Be Married" – Grade: A
8. From The Sun – Unknown Mortal Orchestra – "This is not a Fat Possum psychedelic band, this is a race to the end of the world on a tricycle" – Grade: B+
9.She Don't Put Me Down – Joe Budden – "The Closer I Get To Lil Wayne, The Further Away Joe Budden Becomes" -no, wait, that's Morrissey – Grade: B+
10. The Hard Sell – Coheed And Cambria – "If Rush and Coheed And Cambria got stranded on an island, would the real Geddy Lee cry for me?" – Grade: C+