Those of us who love Taylor Swift have watched the serial monogamist with a mix of prurient interest, bemusement, surprise that a star of such magnitude wouldn't control the story a little more before involving the world and a straight out surprise that she has become a slut Maria Von Trapp.
Plus what's with the 18 year old boys? Maybe she really did have a lousy High School experience and is still making up for it. And now comes word she has her eyes on Bradley Cooper -poor little Mr. Hangover, I wonder what she will call that song? "The Morning After"?
Not that we here at rock nyc mind. Not at all. We just wanna make some money off it. And with that in mind here is our list of Top 10 Taylor Swift consorts in waiting. She can get date, she can date all… And we will be happy to set up first dates for her.
1. Bono – Counter-intuitive? He's too old? He's married? Fooey. She can give Bono something he has always been missing in his band: country. And he can give Taylor something she really really needs: singing lessons.
2. Selena Gomez – After all if there is no right boy for either of them, perhaps there is a right girl for every girl?
3. A-Rod – He always hits better with a new gal and she could move away from her steady diet of actor-singers.
4. Dan McGee – Then she could give Spider Bags the opening slot on her tour and change the face of rock and roll.
5. TJ Marsh – He could teach her how to love failed bands and she could teach him the joys of riding on private 747s.
6. Sam Foxx – And Michael J would have to go back to the future so save his son.
7. Chris Colfer – You don't really believe Colfer is gay, do you You bought into that?
8. Amanda Palmer – Amanda could dress up as a Nazi and fuck Taylor up the ass with a black ten inch dildo… whoops, sorry, wrong website…
9. Brad Pitt – And he could become a Mormon and marry Selena as well and they could start a reality show
10. Jaden Smith – They could go to the Junior High Graduation dance together,