Very exciting news from the UK, after a year in which rock nyc barely had the chance to insult Bono once (hell, he wasn't even singing about drowning at 12-12-12), he has revealed that U2 are in the studio working on the tentatively titled 10 Reasons To Live.
There is nobody like U2, nobody at all. What could be more thrilling than another round of laughing at these po-faced nitwits. How about One Reason To Pack It In And Go Home? Bono told the UK tabloid The Sun: “U2 have been back and they’re really in fine fettle.They’re mad for it at the moment and they really want to make a new record. And they don’t care if it takes ten years – they don’t care if it never happens again, they just want to get it right. Within the band we’ve been calling it 10 Reasons To Exist – but I will tell you we might have at least six of them.”
Do you think…? Nah. Ten years to get it right? I can't waitthat longfor the sheer pleasure of funning at the expense of the most pompous rock and roll band… ever??? Maybe ever. Maybe they are the biggest buncha blowhards and then…
1. The 5 star review in Rolling Stone
2. Jon Parales NYT interview.
3. I bet they meet with Pitchfork and Spin get a phiner.
4. Exclusive pix of their 100M stage crap?
5. The terrible album itself which will find the world of rock critics trying like hell to like for some reason.
6. The MSG presale!!!
We missed the February 2009 New Line On The Horizon (rock nyc started in April 2009) and I feel terrible about all the sneering, snotty posts I didn't write. Cmon guys, release the album now this minute!!!