This is what Dolly Parton had to say about rumors of her having a lesbian affair with her lifelong friend and personal assistant Judy Ogle: "Judy and I have been best friends since we were, like, in the third and fourth grade… We still just have a great friendship and relationship and I love her as much as I love anybody in the whole world, but we're not romantically involved."
I am sure I speak for every red blooded American on the planet when I state that this is the single most damaging information inflicted on the male libido since Rosie O'Donnell claimed she wanted Tom Cruise to mow her lawn.
A million daydreams dashed with a single comment.
The thought of Dolly have lesbian sex with Judy (what a name) Ogle circa "Great Balls Of Fire" is just awesome. Dolly doesn't have to be GAY to get her gay kicks, just an occasional dabble and a leaked photo of a tongue kiss would do it.
By the way, sorry about the Getty pix but it is the only one I could find of them alone together and PS, I bet Judy is the top!