Music is sex.
That’s that you can word that however you like in your PG world but the truth is in the immortal words of ol’Blue Eyes “what is dancing but making love set to music, playing’?
Primal and intoxicating music can be the background music to a night of romance (hello Sinatra) or a night of danger (hello Shirley Manson)
Regardless and in light of this arousal I took a poll.
No pun intended and watch the spelling before you snicker.
So, what rocker would get you motivated to ‘bat for the other team?’.
Me easy as pie, Ill take Chrissie Hynde with a side dish of Gwenn Stephani and a video camera, Iman.. Conner Oberst….what………..the ………..hell……….
Fun is this works both ways cuz when I check in with my official lesbian friends I get Justin Timberlake and ….Dave Mathews? What do they know anyway..
My homosexual boys.. every one of them chose either Madonna or Lady Gaga.. go figure on that ay? Bet if they were a bit older Id hear Cher. Love you guys.
The baddest of the bad boys.. well we have Pitbull, Nelly and hold up.. Nelly? Nice band aid.
My girls, we got one for Gaga, and one for Sheryl Crow?
Personally Id give up sex all together if I had to so much as hear Sheryl Crow in another room yuck.
The rock and roll persona the swaggah.. invites temptation and decadence. The whole sex drugs and rock and roll can really be just sex and rock and roll cuz both of them take you higher and you wont necessarily die or go broke on them, so leave out the drugs.
And I find it most amusing that I’m the one writing this piece cuz really now I’m like the quintessential good girl.. ain’t I?