Newsflash: Trey Anastacio Sucks In Conneticut by Helen Bach

Trey Anastasio- Wallingford CT

Sucks.

There really is nothing else to say. Bland as his fans.

I was told ‘Shine’ would change my mind that Trey was “afuckingmazing”.

uh no

He’s a bore and seemingly arrogant. He also loves to talk… The only musician who can chit chat with style is James Taylor otherwise shut up and play but honestly..now that I think of it, maybe the stories were the good part?

There were 2 saving graces. Being in a suite with others who thought it sucked and it had pretty lights. So that you middle class mamas boys could get your physchadelic groove on “trippy man’, fucking stupid. Trey is not untalented but not “afuckingmazing” at all. Sometime you can get swept up in a band by the energy of their fans. Uh, not here- cuz his fans are just as generic Melba toast. Had I known it would be a never ending twang Id have brought a blanket and slept it out. Face it guys no one likes this shit. You listen cuz you wish you could be a cool hipster from the 60s and you missed it by being born too late. So you hooked on to this tripe. You can be ‘cool’ and a ‘stoner’ and wear those ridiculous hats. Its ok to get high and listen to decent music. Honest.

Anyway fans I found you all to be so confused from the paunchy bald used care salesman to the college aged hackysack playing hippy wannna be (but too late its just too late.).

Im very ill……the show sucked So those of you who are fans can spare me the wrath and go Shine or something.

There you have it.

Hopefully Ill be well enough by days end to treck out to see Love Via Dance Machine.

Peace
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