From the”This is Fucked Up” file…
Paramores guitarist Josh Ferro will not be touring with the band.. Why? cuz he got engaged and wants to plan the wedding…..
This is a quote from Paramore.net:
“hey guys, I hope everyones doing well! I am enjoying some time off here in franklin and definitely looking forward to the superbowl! Go Saints! Hehe. I’ve got some news to share with you guys so here it goes..
As some of you already know, I am engaged! So, as weird as it is to stay behind, I need to take some time off to plan the wedding and everything. Because of that I will not be joining the guys on the pacific rim tour coming up. I feel really blessed to be able to take this time off, especially in the midst of this record cycle. The band has been extremely supportive and gracious to me about all of this which has made it a lot easier. Justin York, Taylor’s brother, will be filling in for me as a favor. He’s an awesome dude, you all will love him. Trust me, I know it’s strange having someone “fill in” for me. I dont like it anymore than you guys do, but this is the most important thing in the world to me and I trust you all will understand. The Lord has blessed me with the most amazing woman and for that I am eternally grateful. I can’t tell you guys how excited I am to get married! The thought of it blows my mind every day!
I will be back soon! Don’t worry! 🙂 I love you guys. Thank you so much for all of your support and love. What you guys do for me and the band is out of this world. No one has fans like us. I shall see you all very soon.”
This makes no sense whats so ever unless Ferro is building his own wedding venue and having a group of silkworms weave the fabric on his body for a custom fit
Again.. something is up with this one. Maybe hes getting canned.
Paramore blows anyway so maybe this will make them break up.. Guitarist Taylor York’s brother, Justin, will take Farro’s place. HA!nepotism much?