If you, like your fave rock nyc writer, spends more time waiting for bands to get on stage than you do sleeping, you may feel that you've entered a weird netherland where all rock bands (and rap and pop and even David Guetta) are playing the exact same set.
There is a reason for that.
All rock bands, etc., are playing the exact same sets.
Through our crack team of Investigating reporters we have discovered a secret manuscript given to all rock bands after they form. Upon formation bands are let into a secret society where a) They only pal around with each other, b) except for girls, who they can fuck from any strata of society though there is a list of women they can marry. It is very limited and unless you've been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue don't even think of applying.
Anyway, it explains how you put together your set and here is an except:
1. Open with a mid-size hit. So they settle down.
2. Follow it with the latest single off the new album. Whether it is a hit or not.
3. Discuss the city your in. If you're in in Cleveland say something like: "That Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, Man, I don't know…" Self-deprecating chuckle. We call this the Brucer: "Yeah, man, I'm rich…" deep self-deprecating chuckle. "But it's cool man. We love you guys…" Wait for cheers to stop. "Cleveland rocks, man". This works anywhere. If you're in Cairo say, "Those Pyramids, man..I don't know…" And you are off.
4. two new album tracks. Mention the new album.
5. Third new album track.
6. second of your hits.
7. fan favorite.
8. deep cut.
9.one off new album.
10. obscure cover
12. 3 from the first two albums
13. BIiiiig hit, maybe biggest hit.
14. Encore.
15. A new song (if they are still their, they ain't going nowhere)
16. Two more hits and goodnight.
If you don't have five hits, substitute fave songs as applicable.
II was as shocked as you are that these rules have been set in stone and the failure to comply will send you to "Arlene's Grocery" without supper.