I had the best intentions to cover last nights American Idol auditions in Texas. The show that is usually covered here by Mary Magpie. The assignment had to get the shelf this time as her bass lessons and thousand word Latin essay took precedence.
I prepared to watch this for you and was ready to give you a capitalization of the event
But then the room started spinning and I died a little so here is what I’m pretty sure happened
Someone had a terminal ill family member, a single mother was there to ‘make something of herself for her children’, a performer wore something flammable. Someone sang beautifully, most sang horribly, someone was asked if they were serious.
Simon shook his head and asked for security. Randy said ‘I aint feelin it dog’, the women squealed.
Someone waved the ‘golden ticket’ and said ‘Imgointohollywoodbaby!’
When the heck does it end?