Ascenseur Ouvert – The Kingsley Manx – It’s like folk music for the coolest girl at your Freshman graduation dinner.
Animal – Ke$ha – Wildly eccentric pop tart sleeps with genius producer has a bouncing baby but who wants to adopt it?
Romance Is Boring – Los Campesinos – And god is dead.
Contra – Vampire Weekend – Would be preppies graduate from Ivy League, still get dumped by the girl.
The Sea – Corinne Rae Bailey – Mourning becomes night
IRM – Charlotte Gainsbour – Electra faces her mortality enlists Beck for killer album, Iman swoons.
Transference – Spoon – Follow up to break through followed by stunningly boring profile in Rolling Stone
Hope For Haiti Now – Various Artists – Runner up to worst song in the world? Timberlakes “Hallelujah”
Power Move – Screaming Females – The chick has a good set of lungs.
