This Is the New Art School

Reading a Salinger obit today I saw a mention by the late great Norman Mailer, Mailer said: “Salinger never got outta Prep School. Which got me thinking of yesterdays post (or was it the day before -I lose track) about Titus and Los camp being sophomoric bands (I don’t mean that as an insult, I love bands, it’s just a Collegiate fact). Maybe I should say college… anyway, rock bands and higher education based solely and with zero research upon my opinion.

Vampire Weekend – Prep School
Oasis – Secondary Modern
The Stones – College of Economics
Roxy Music – Art School
Love Via dance Machine – Music School (OK, I knew that one)
Princeton – Ivy league
Screaming Females – Rutgers (I knew that one as well)
Blur – Prep School
Bob Dylan – hit the road when he was seven with just his guitar and a worn out copy of “Grapes Of Wrath”
Love Grenades – Streets of LA
Mi Ami – Streets Of San Francisco
Phish – College
X – Art School
Beatles – Drop Outs (or German Strip Clubs or both)
Los Campesinos – College
Titus Andronicus – College
Saint Motel – UCLA
Shinobi Ninja – Detriot High School
Buzzcocks – University
The Beastie Boys – Prep School
Madonna – Catholic Girls School
Lady Gaga – Catholic Girls School
Girls – Drop Outs
Ben Taylor – Prep School
Carly Simon – Step-Dad Owned the pre-school
David Byrne – University
Chuck Berry – Army scholarhip
Brian Wilson – Hollywood High
The Jam – New Art School
Me – Drop Out
Helen Bach – College
Mike Nessing – University
Mary Magpie – Drops out of Berkely College Of Music to tour the world with the biggest band of the 2018
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