There must be better ways to make a living than insulting Simon Cowell. Maybe. But non are as as much fun as sneering at the b-listers all ganging together to make idiots of themselves.
I think words defy me in expressing how lousy the Simon Cowell charity single “Everybody Hurts” is gonna be.
Here is who has signed up so far: Mariah Carey, Miley Cyrus, Michael Buble, Rod Stewart, Cheryl Cole, Leona Lewis, Take That, James Blunt.
I believe this will be one of the funniest things ever heard. It will suck so bad.