I post Helen Bach’s emails therefore I am:
Heres the Deal you want to post email how about an email you get titled
No one is going to live a moment without hearing the best song of the decade.
Now be a fan of the x files.
And not be near a computer
and then lets make sure that there is no attachment.
So whats the best response?
“OMG hes going to kill us all.”
‘”no no no.. its my u2 theory… if they dont play.”
what
the
fucking
fuck
is fucking
goin on?
need a pc…….All of a sudden Im Agent Scully.
If I dont hear this song its the end of the free world and aliens are going to spill out of someones ear.
ok….
So
There is an attachment!
Yes and I dont the crime scene gloves and and hazmat suit hit the down load button and pray a molten ooze doesnt pour out of my pink laptop (which will totally piss me off I love ol’ Pinky)
and I get……..
The Pogues?
WTF?
But theyre Americans. And theyre swearing like drunken Irish at the Rusty Nail.
And Im British and Im sorry Daddy but
I fucking love it!!! Its got tons of cursing tons of booze reference and suddenly I want to sit on Shane McGowens lap (as long as he doesnt breath on me) and raise a pint.
Great song
No idea who it is
No ooze.
The world is safe. I heard it. Youre welcome. Life goes on….
I say: Helen Bach is the best writer in the world…