I was sorry I missed yesterdays Haii Telethon but have watched proudly all day the Cleveland, Je T’aime telethon to pay for healthcare and so appreciative that the people who paid all the taxes also came out to save us.
As I am sure the world knows by now I am not a communist but the sight of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins together crying before showing scenes of homeless children begging on Sunset Blvd while Paris Hilton walked by unable to carry her new purchases had to make make me wonder what sort of country won’t slip a buck to a homeless brat with a flower, CANT SLIP A KID A COUPLA BUCKS…
The first hour of President Obama forsaking his airplane and Bob Dylan and Ke$ha interspersed with poor Americans crying was very upsetting but not very interesting. Still by hour two things started cookin’.
Titus perfromed “Theme From ‘Cheers'”, Spider Bag “Waking Up drunk” and a visible fucked up George Clooney said this: “we are fucking bankrupt and unless you wanna pony up 70% of your money in taxes or worse have Sarah Palin as President and have Iman’s nephew beat you up give till it hurts”.
Around hour fiive Jerry and Jerry Lee Lewis ended up in a fist fight and both, sadly to report ,died…
Hour eight Springsteen’s concert ended and hour ten Bono “had another ciggie and released another CD with Jay-Z called We Won’t Stop Touring Unless There’s No Money In It.
Day Two: Grateful Dead and Phish have played for twelve hours straight. The band have apologized o their fans for cutting the concerrs short. Th Allman Brother’s are stuck on the “A” Train but promise to start once they get to United Palace.
Day Three: Clooney’s return to “Lost” which he has never appeared on before with Bono and Elvis Presley exhumed gets 30M impressions, everybody else is sleeping.
Day Four: No food, no water, Helen bails.
Day Twelve The end is near -bless the beast and children and especially the beasts because I’m starving.
Day 5 Million One hundred thousand and seven: Visitors from planeT Zono say if we don’t put U2 to death they will. Goodbye I will never forget you