I have been living on a semi steady diet of dance music since someone said I had no knowledge of dance music. Yeah, ok well yeah… so?
I’m a rocker girl; we don’t listen to that hoochy low rider, grill wearing crap.
Hip Hop wth?.. Its crap
Right?
Rap is crap.
Right?
Techno blows
Right?
R & B aint for me
right?
Wrong.
I offer this to you today. I have completed week one of Urban/Dance/Hip Hop
K here’s my observations
Kanye West is amazing. Holy crap he has lyrics that made me stand up more than once and yell. To the disgust of my co workers but meh, they’re used to it. First off he has a great voice, as simple as that it’s pleasant to hear. He’s backed by quality thumpage which is a new word created just for this post. Thumpage is the direct response of bass tones to the pelvis. That’s the I’m gonna sit and listen or I’m gonna get up and move. The Kanye Thumpometer is actually an 8. Top notch. And if he wants to get up and diss a trailer girl… ghead. Why? Cuz who cares. ‘Gold Digger” please.
Pitbull.
Now he sorta scares me cuz it’s faster but… it’s sexy. VERY. Sorta like Sean Paul. It’s the sorta sexy that you gotta hide. Like you totally wouldn’t want your mom to know you were goin out with either of these guys cuz chances are better than not that your back is going to end up slammed against the hood of a Camry so to speak. And I aint complaining. A great filthy pleasure. “I Know you Want Me”.. uh gulp…
And now I bring you…
Lady Ga Ga.
(deep breath)
I adore her. Im not sure if I want to be her or consume her like a cupcake. She’s amazing, she’s not pop trash, and she’s bizarre enough to keep my interest yet smart in her words so she doesn’t come off as an ass.. Her songs are contagious, fun and a few remixes I’ve heard have been dancing about in my head endlessly. Let’s put it this way. Iman would have had to wait in the parking lot if last week was this week and she wasn’t exhausted. She can be she deserves to be… let her be.. She’s killer and she wears great shoes. Which to me is vital in any situation.
So ok.. this is just one punk rock girls observation on her personal journey to expand her horizons. Kesha on the other hand, still sucks