If this carrys on I’m just gonna stop writing and repost everything Bob Lefsetz sez.
There’s a big story behind why Tommy Silverman wrote this but I’ll leave you to go figure out Lefretz for yourself. For now, here are sales of mp3s for unsold bands as documented by Tommy of Tommy Boy fame.:
Kelly sold over 2,000,000 million tracks
William Fitzsimmons sold over 150,000 tracks
Soulja Boy sold over 200,000 tracks
Boyce Avenue sold over 1,200,000 tracks
Ron Pope sold over 250,000 tracks
Colt Ford sold over 300,000 tracks
Secondhand Serenade sold over 250,000 tracks
Tapes N Tapes sold over 200,000 tracks
Nevershoutnever sold over 1,000,000 tracks
Drake sold over 300,000 tracks
MGMT sold over 225,000 tracks
The Medic Droid sold over 150,00 tracks
Nickasaur sold over 150,000 tracks
Harry and the Potters sold over 200,000 tracks