I think I’ve got this twitter and celebrities worked out. Most celebrities can’t write more than four words in a complete sentence so twitter size sound bites is the shiz for them. Now take Ke$ha, who I love, but cmon I can’t fun her as well? She seems to have graduated top of her kindergarten class and her outrage at claims she was wearing real fur in New York might be less comical if she attempted to communicate her feelings in the English language.
This is what Ke$ha twittered: “Its ALWAYS fake fur. I don’t do the real shiz. My rekords called ANIMAL! I don’t do fur.” I knew there was something she didn’t do.