Bedwetters Coldplay Get Rihanna To Sing On Their Dreaded New Album

Fake humilty is worse than arrogance and chris Martin reeks of it. At least rap stars let their ego shine; Chris is all "who me, no, it hasn't gone to my head" meanwhile he lives a life so far removed from reality it might as well be a different species.

Martin had this to say to the Sun about getting Rihanna to sing on his rock opera (yeah, him and Fucked Up) Mylo Xyloto , the title alone makes me gag: "The album is designed as a whole piece. It has boy and girl lead characters and top of our list for the girl part was Rihanna, but it took a while to pluck up the courage to ask her. We did a show in Las Vegas and I met her and said, 'Do you think there's any chance?' I was very Hugh Grant-like and spluttering about it."

"She has such an amazing voice and it's so different to mine. When the vocal happened I thought 'Wow, you sound different' but I think that's also because she was singing a different song to what we are used to hearing from her and it is written by a bloke from Devon."

Yeah, that's it… a bloke from Devon.

What a wanker.

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