I decided to see what some of the top viewed music videos on YouTube were, and I became disgusted with the human race. I felt so lost looking at this list.
Number one? "Baby"- Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris. I really don't even care enough to hate this song. It's so bad and overplayed that it's not worth despising.
2. "Bad Romance"- Lady Gaga. Never seen it, never will.
3. "Waka Waka"- Shakira. Pacman-related title?
4. "Love The Way You Lie"- Eminem ft. Rihanna. I've never even heard the whole song.
5. "On The Floor"- Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull. I knew Jennifer Lopez was famous, but I didn't know she was a musician.
6. "Not Afraid"- Eminem. I hate Eminem. No talent.
7. "One Time"- Justin Bieber. Ew.
8. "Never Say Never"- Justin Bieber ft. Jaden Smith. Who's Jaden Smith anyway?
I can say with pride that I've never watched any of these, ever. Clips from them, but never all the way through. However if I'm ever arrested or anything, they will totally just use these videos as my punishment by making me watch them. I've also never listened to any of these songs in their entirety.
What is happening to the world?