R. Kelly has signed up to write his memoirs, a tell all which will include the inside dope on the child porn charges that were dismissed.
A somewhat loathsome guy -Jay-Z laughed himself sick at MSG when the guy walked out in the middle of a concert “because someone just pulled a gun”, Kelly filmed himself first having sex with and then urinating on a sixteen year old girl.
Still, he is a pretty damn good songwriter when he’s in the mood.