Speck Mellancamp wants to convince daddy John to quit smoking

Speck and Hud need your help
Speck is trying to get one million people to sign his petition urging bid daddy John Mellencamp to stop smoking. If he does John has promised to do so.
Gosh, so many jokes so little time.
Here’s three.
1) I’m starting a facebook peition to get John Mellencamp to start start smoking crack cocaine.
2) Yeah, Speck that would be 950,000 more than bought Daddy’s last crappy album.
4) Speck? If my dad named me Speck I’d be buying him zippos for Christmas. 
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