Well, now, this explains a whole lotta things.
Apparently, Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens. "I think I have, Aliens plugged into me. It was a download situation… or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment".
Me? I believe him. I mean, how else could the man be so wretched on every conceivable. Sammy made me (almost) feel bad for Eddie Van Halen, who can at the very least explain his mind boggling moronism on a wicked alcohol addiction.
Hagar the horrible seems to go around under the misconception he is a good guy in a world of assholes. Actually, he is a talentless wretch who can't clean Roth's shoes and who made Van Halen from one of the greatest bands in the world to way behind the truly pathetic Bon Jovi in the world of last name metal bands.
Hagar couldn't have written "Jump", actually, couldn't have conceived of it.
He didn't destroy Van Halen. That was Eddie's ego. What he did was become the blunt instrument Eddie used to blow apart his creation.
All part of a UFO conspiracy if you ask me.