1. Rubber Ball – Bobby Vee – The Bieber of 1960 but with vastly superior songs, including this ode to a two timing tootsie.
2. The Show Goes – Lupe Fiasco – OK, this one makes song. A hip hop production on the road plus awesome backing track and an OK rap.
3. Friday – Rebecca Black – The correct use of auto-tune if not a motor vehicle by this Cali kid youtube sensation dissed by Mary Magpie here a coupla days ago
4. Pull Out My Insides – Does It Offend You Yeah
5. The World (Is Going Up In Flames ) – Charles Brantley – Superior r&b guy namechecks James Brown but this is very Al Green.
6. Give It All Back – Noah And The Whale
7. Things – Bobby Darin
8. S&M – Rihanna – She's faking it
9. Outside Inside – The Streets
10. A Little Bit Stronger – Sara Evans – A singularly dreadful piece of country pop pap