Et maintenant le deluge, as Paul McCartney wrote in “Michelle” or maybe didn’t but still they are words that go together well because now Sir Paul has got his groove on with Yeezus and Ree Ree and it is time to suggest some more duets with the former Beatle.
Although Macca has a few more bucks than we do, here is rock nyc’s next collaborations suggestions:
Snoop Dogg – Listen, dog, anybody who believes Macca isn’t still into the chroic probably forgets that he went to jail for it and when it comes to weed Snoop makes Wiz Khalifa look like Hillson. They can get high on life together.
Ariana Grande – She has the voice and the attitude but she doesn’t have the songs, Paulie is one of our greatest balladeers plus he is used to chicks with attitudes, hell, he married one.
Adele – Hey, while Adele probably won’t be ready to record again till Paulie is past 80 years of age, it would be certainly worth the wait.
Screaming Females – This is simple, Marissa is a better guitarist than Dave Grohl would be in his biggest daydreams, and Paul can actually get his grunge on with a giant.
Beyonce – Unless he wants another Grammy, in which case maybe not.
Drake – Because, let’s face it, he is always on Kanye’s ass any way.
Beck – Both Jeff and the winning loser, Beck will bad mouth him and Beck will give his ass hours of kissing and between the two of them, maybe they can’t reach a balance.
The New Basement Tapes – They can scour his garbage can for snippets of lyrics and write the grand opus “don’t forget the rolling papers for Snoop”.
Madonna – Though Paul will probably have hit the sheets before Maddie makes it on stage.
Luke Bryant – Look, Bro country is where it is at and Luke is the Spring break King, plus doesn’t McCartney have a daughter who should be about getting into this stuff? The bloke who wrote “Band On The Run” can certain write partying in Florida songs. Why not?
Crosby, Stills, And Nash – closer to Macca’s actual demo and with Neil playing hard to get, doesn’t CSN&M have a nice ring to it. Right?
The Rolling Stones – We all know Keef thinks Mick is a small dicked fuck faced, dump him for another Sir, McCartney, and just imagine the setlist.