30 Suckinds To Mars Oakdale Theater Wallingford CT February 5, 2011 -By Helen Bach

c’mon everyone move on up.. come up.  Get out of your seats come closer all of you in front take 2 steps forward.  What?  Wait the lady with the Bud Light, shes saying no.  She doesn’t want you to come closer.  Was it more expensive to be up here?  C’mon everyone look she doesn’t want you up here.  (crowd begins to boo)  What? What you know sir that middle finger isnt very polite, you should be a gynecologist cuz you can reach.. huh huh… cmon everyone move up!”


Jared Leto in one of his many rants at the Oakdale Theater decides its OK to single out a fan in the pit to be boo’d. 
Cuz she doesn’t want to be trampled by a swarm of crowd.
  Nice!
And so I got the car. 
 I was done.

What lead up to my early departure?

Well I have never been to a concert where the spotlights are aimed at the crowd.  I today not only had my brainwaves altered by pulse but now have 20/20 vision from the free 30seconds to Lasik that the band provided.
Jared I think came to see us, the crowd.

Aside from moments of clarity I didn’t see the band at all.

More demands of “jump everyone jump!” starting with a literally 11 min instruction manual on how we should all jump. “OK Left side you ready to jump? Are ya? Yeah!  Middle how you guys doing?  Ready for really high jumping”

Dude shut the fuck up.

2 songs in Letos voice is cracked and weak and his babbling leads me to believe the pre show party was quite the hootenanny.

That’s the only reason I can think of why a performer with such a beautiful and distinct voice could sound like a 12 year old boy yet to grow a ‘stache.

But I didn’t give up, not then.

By song three I heard it! 
The voice strong and true and he actually sang it all the way through no babble, no banter. 
But the strobe… was ridiculous.

For a man who got his career with his face I have no idea why he did not allow us to see it at all.
  I swear to God I think at one point he was wearing a poncho but I couldn’t see long enough.

Weak sound poor vocals, ridiculous rants made even die hard fans gather their things to split.
there were a core of ‘wooo hoooo’ girls who were most likely too Bud light loaded to give a crap but I’m telling you as sober and open minded I haven’t seen a suck fest suck more.

Here is a band that makes amazing videos, sounds great recorded and falls flat as truckers ass live.
I don’t care how many lights and bouncing balls were used to distract the crap it was horrific,
Ready for your laugh?

Near 5 minutes of crap right here- please adore the starting count DOWN and Leto counts people who indulged him in the ‘sit on someones shoulders’ rant.  And tell me he wasn’t feeling no pain.
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