Johnny Lydon: Dont Mind Grampy, You Know How He Gets -By Helen Bach

Becoming a whining cynic is a right of age. Once you’ve cleared like 45 you should be able to bitch and moan about everything wrong with the world and the cost of eggs and how kids today just suck.

Why?

Cuz your ancestors did it. We as humans always had it tougher and had cooler everything then the next generation will ever know. Its our circle of reality.

Johnny Lydon has become every ones embarrassing Grandfather who has some smack to say about everyone and none of it good.

I’m pretty sure he is wearing his pants up under his armpits now and it takes a bit longer to take a proper wiz in the morning but we still love him.

Cuz he is OUR Grandfather.

So he can embarrass himself all he wants but not one of your upstart asses better disagree or his family will kick your ass. Johnny doesn’t like Jay Z.

“I’m afraid what Jay-Z does musically is parody to me. He’s just nonsense. I’ve never met him, but twice I’ve had to play on a stage opposite when he was on.
“One was Coachella festival and one was in Poland, and both times I pulled an enormous crowd away from him. He certainly must have noticed.”

Yes, yes Johnny. Jay Z noticed and I’m sure he felt really bad about it too.
Rumour is he ran to the Port a Loo for a sob but the Kings of Leon had them all cordoned off cuz they wanted to make sure they were fresh.

C’mon Grampa lets go get a soft serve

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