Iman and hel do snl: Nicki Manaj


Onika Tanya Maraj was born in 1984.
Upon hearing she would be performing on Saturday Night Live, I prayed for a power outage. I’m not going to lie, I absolutely hate the bands that have been stuck on SNL. Im sure I am the minority but that makes my disdain no less valid.

I am not a fan of Minaj or ‘Mange’ as I call her and now I find her name is Maraj.. which is cooler. Now I think shes a bigger fool for changing her name to something less cool. What a loser.

She was born and raised in Trinadad, plays the clarinet and is one of the most disgusting examples of ‘ho music ever.

Signed to “Young Money Music” after begin discovered by Lil Wayne, you cant help but question that ladder to success that puts her antibiotic pushed body in front of me tonight.

Iman, the dance man is a fan.
Defends her to me often and again it becomes clear that as ornery as he can be he is 80% more open minded with music than I will ever be. My hope is that the trash sucks tonight so I can finally get a ‘toldja so’ out..but I’m not that optimistic.

I survived the comedic “The Creep” music video hell that was just lame Gaga.
Why is it the musical guest has to be part of the skits now? That sorta started with McCartney..but lets not go back to that one.

So what does Iman think?
“Not only is she gross its a terrible song if i have to think for one second this girl is a sex symbol I’m going to drop out a window- Diabolical.
There is no other word.”

And so I can finally say HA!! shes grossed me out since the

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