I’m not really sure how this became such a hot trend.
If you can make a pop hit… you should have your own fragrance.
Apparently its not enough to want to look like Beyonce or whomever but people these days want to smell like their idols. Well not like their idols but what their idols deem as wonderful.
Unless of course you are Lady Gaga.
Then you want your perfume to smell ‘like blood and semen’
hmmm
I presume this is based upon the men’s rooms of clubs Ms GG used to spin at in her younger days?
The cologne will be available next year and will (of course) be called
Monster.
I see nothing wrong with this by the way. Essences of human fluids have acted as aphrodisiacs since the invention of the nose. She just had the nerve to actually come right out and say it

