Before I go any further I want you to look at this picture and notice the deers chin.
That black mark (is it a fly?) makes him look like hes whistling.
Like maybe calling over a hottie or something.
Anyway its most likely dead by now but I wanted to point that out and I don’t know if its a boy and a girl but seeing no lipstick or fashionable coif I’m gonna call it a boy.
Rapper Eminem had the police summoned to his home when his home security system went nuts. Thinking it was an intruder, the police were dispatched to search the grounds.
It wasn’t an intruder but rather a deer who had become impaled on Eminems fencing.
Sad huh?
So the meat is being donated to the food pantry to feed the less fortunate.
That’s the published story but here’s the truth.
Eminemm invited over some deer to whistle back up on his new lp.
One of them though the beat was weak and said so.
Then the Patron got flowing and the dancing was getting low and you know how wildlife gets.
Anyway the taunting starts there’s talk of Santa and well then its all ego and showing off jumping shit.
This guy didn’t make it.
Bon apetite.