1. Showroom Of Compassion – Cake
2. Thank You Happy Birthday – Cage The Elephant
3. Speak Now – Taylor Swift
4. Doo Wop And Hooligans – Bruno Mars
5. Pink Friday – Nicki Minaj
6. Country Song – Soundtrack
7. Steel Magnolias
8. Loud – Rihanna
9. Sigh No More – Mumford And Sons
10. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy – Kanye West
Comment: The first two are the most nondescript rock bands on earth. Cake sold 44K copies for first place. That’s like winning a race because everybody else fell.