When Jimmy Fallon Grows Up, He's Gonna Be A…. -By Helen Bach

Here’s is something you may have forgotten.
Jimmy Fallon is a comedian. 
What frightens me is that Jimmy wants
 to be a rock star.
When little Jimmy was a lad he wanted to be a musician or a cowboy or a race car driver and now..
well now..
 he did really well as a comedian. 
So we as the public are forced to endure every other one of his dreams come true.
Please stop.
I’m all for comedy and I really really like some of the stuff he’s done but the new ‘tribute’ shit is.. well its just making him look like a tool.
Case in point the nod to the Ramones, his Vanilla Wombats.
Like Quentin Crisp in drag.. wait….meh nevermind this video is Lil Jimmy and people who get paid well to be back up assholes to his ego toss.
Silly kids.
“My Upstairs Neighbors Are Having Sex (and Listening To The Black Eyed Peas)
its a hot mess time waste. 
Lets just hope his Fireman dream doesn’t put him to task when my house goes up.
Jimmy, its not funny- get back to the script.
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