Not sure what the hell was going on in the music world to produce 2 baby boys on Christmas day to two rockers but meh, I got space to fill so be glad I combined them both into one post
First
Congratulations to Sir Elton John and David Furnish on the birth of their first son Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John weighed in at 7 pounds, 15 ounces. And he shall be a good man….couldn’t resist.
Obviously this one is by surrogate and neither Dave nor Elton have a uterus. The owner of said uterus is deeply paid hushed and kept in private if not disposed of.
Who knows.
Next up is Alanis Morrisette, she would go down on you in a theater. She had one hand in her pocket..and the other holding her new son Ever Imre Morissette-Tread.
She has a uterus but not husband.
Evers father is Mario “Souleye” Treadway.
I’m pretty sure the baby room is scented in patchouli
Bless the Beasts and The Children.