The Maine Saving Grace (take 2), Safe Your Dollar By Helen Bach

The Maine could be big. 
 Again, another generic power pop band with chantable lyrics for the Abercrombie girls.
  Go to their show and smell more Juicy Couture than a Nordstrom counter.
But it does the trick, helps the girlies feel ‘awwww’ and gives them something to sing.
In the case of this new offering it offers a lullaby to for the girls on 16 and Pregnant.
I dont really know why, I dont care enough to explore it, but I can tell you that mid show if this is performed live, there will be more eyes on cells texting then there will be on the stage.
Aside from the 10 Pro Active desperate big girls who wont get first kissed til 23 at a drunk frat party, no one will survive this.
Sweet Christ Maine go find your roots you made a bad turn
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