Well now down at the trailer park when the boys get out of the plant they head on over to Lilly’s for a beer and a snort and then they go home to their fat wives and filthy kids. They bitch while eating manwiches and tater tots. When they’re done they head on to the sittin’ room and spit tobacco in a can with their pants undone watching TV oh
and listen to this shit.
Corey Taylor has teetered with me. Done some great philanthropic work. Was as indecisive as a woman on Slipknots future and showed a softer side with the band Stone Sour. But I have decided hes a jerk.
So, here’s his Christmas offering.
Couldn’t be more Plant City, Florida if he tried.
Nothing funny unless you find Billy the Bass and Spencer Gifts Tit-o- Matic amusing.
I suppose the intellect of the average maggot is represented well here but seriously musically, very fun. Lyrically? Ford pick up with mudflaps that say ‘ass gas or grass no one rides for free’
You officially suck, when you stoop this stupid you fall off my list of things to listen to.
Clunk.

