I Googled “Jim Morrisons Penis” By Helen Bach

I’m not even ashamed to admit it.  I wanted a picture and instead I got this, which is cool but I also got John Lennon’s naked wank which I guess would lead me to believe Morrison donated it to him or something whatever.. anyway I’m traumatized either way. 
So anyway the reason I was wishing for willies is to announce that Mr Jim Morrison has been posthumously pardoned for indecent exposure.
In 1969 the Lizard King was arrested for flashing the pony so to speak and spent alot of time attempting to clear his name
while hopped up on drugs
which caused heart failure and his untimely and wicked sad death at age 27.
The Doors sorta kicked ass, yeah I hate that genre’ but years later I can appreciate it for the classic it has become.
I snagged this off another blog cuz I like story time and I dont know if its true or not cuz I was only 3 and not a fan but this makes for good reading.
So grab your coffee and venture back to March 1969 with me maaaan..
Since I am a fair blogger I will credit the writer below:
“Five to One” was always a controversial call to action and Jim fell into the first few lines of the song. Hesitation. As if transported through the moment to the stage of the Living Theatre, his voice twisted with anger and condemnation. “You’re all a bunch of fuckin’ idiots.” Sounds of shock and outrage from the audience. “Let people tell you what you’re gonna do. Let people push you around. How long do you think its gonna last? How long are you gonna let it go on? How long are you gonna let them push you around. Maybe you love it. Maybe you like being pushed around. Maybe you love getting your face stuck in the shit…..You’re all a bunch of slaves. Bunch of slaves. Letting everybody push you around.

What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it…What are you gonna do?

On and on it went . At some point Jim staggered over to Robby and fell to his knees, focusing his attention on Robby’s guitar solo (conflicting perceptions would debate his true intentions in the months ahead). Later. “THERE ARE NO RULES”…….. “Anybody here from Tallahassee?” Audience affirmation….. ” Well, I lived there until I got smart and went to California.” At one point Jim made a direct reference to the Living Theatre. “Hey, listen. I used to think the whole thing was a big joke. I thought it was somethin’ to laugh about, and the last couple of nights I met some people who were doin’ somethin’. They’re trying to change the world and I wanna get on the trip. I wanna change the world.”

When someone jumped on stage and drenched him with champagne, Jim took his shirt off. “Let’s see a little skin, let’s get naked.” Damp clothing fell to the concrete floor. “I’m not talking about revolution, I’m not talking about guns and riots, I’m talking about love. Love one another. Love your brother, hug him. Man, I’d like to see a little nakedness around here….grab your friend and love him. Take your clothes off and love each other.” More clothing carpeted the concrete. When Jim finally got around to talking about what was really on his mind no doubt everyone was ready. “You didn’t come here for music did you? You came for something more, didn’t you? You didn’t come to rock’n’roll, you came for something else didn’t you? You came for something else –WHAT IS IT?” The audience recovered quickly from their initial shock and shouted all sorts of options. They weren’t really sure what they wanted, but Morrison was. ” You want to see my cock, don’t you? That’s what you came for isn’t it? YEAHHHH!” There was a long, screeching crescendo from the floor. What happened next is anyone’s guess, apparently, Morrison waved his shirt in front of his crotch in bullfighter tradition, he took it away for an instant and taunted. “See it? Did you see it?” The audience proceeded to “see” exactly what they wanted to see (reality has never been defined).

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So anyway, Florida Governor Charlie Christ pardoned Jim Morrison’s cock like the President pardons a thanksgiving turkey.
May all Mr Morrison’s parts now rest in peace.
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