Johnny Wonka and The Rotten Factory By Helen Bach

I adore Johnny Lydon.  He’s so fucking smart.  A real shrewdie.
We have reported that he has published a ‘coffee table scrapbook’ of memoirs and gobs of phlegm (kidding on that part) titled “Mr Rottens Scrapbook, but now comes great news.
For the tiny price of about $725.00a you can get a bitching opportunity to skype with Mr Lydon if your book contains a ‘golden ticket’.
100 of the 750 limited edition books will contain this little gem coupon giving you 10 minutes of one on one webchat with Mr Sex Pistol.
I have had 10+ min side by side with Mr Lydon and so has Iman, for two very very different reasons and I can assure you- its not worth the cost.
The book would be cool but I’d totally ebay the ticket if you win.
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