the devolution of youngster Laura Marling has been nothing short of terrifying. She isn’t yet 21 and she has gone from
1. member of great neo-folkie band Noah and the Whale
2. dumping main noaher and being the muse for the excellent the first days of Spring
3. recording two solo crap albums
4. being a snooze on stage
and finally, the Jack White it’s over man moment:
5. having the boring bastard produce a song for hi and, wooaaah, “The Needle And the Damage Done”
Running a music website teaches you some irrefutable truths.
1. Anything NYP Dan Aquilante likes, even if you think you like it?, you don’t because Dan Aquilante likes it and he is ALWAYS WRONG
2. If it is a major act and the Stone is reviewing em? The review is meaningless.
3. Somebody somewhere is paying Pitchfork something.
4. Bono is the Dan Aquilante of lead singers
and
5. There is no situation jack White, simply by his presence, doesn’t make worst. From Loretta Lynn to the Kills, he is the heroin of rock. He kills off bands just by talking about em.