I called Helen in shock.
Usher has over a thousand pairs of shoes. Who is he Imelda Fucking Marcos? What’s that about.
Helen looks up sheepishly. “I have about the same amount” she admits.
What is it with this shoe fetish? Would anybody care to explain it to me?
I hae like ten pairs of shoes and I rotate four of em. I’m normal…
But Usher and Helen and Imelda? Not so much…