1. U2 (but not due to illness)
2. Coldplay (the bedwetters)
3. Phil Collins
4. U2
5. Keith richards (book tour)
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Elvis Costello (yeah, I know, the bloke is an insufferable bore. Plus National Ranson? Sucks, I bet you)
8. John Mellencamp
9. Bob Dylan (sit down for a fucking year)
10. U2