Disney: The Evil Empire -by Woody Fuller

I hate Disney so much, almost as much as Wal-Mart. And I haaate
Wal-Mart, for many reasons, mainly they are evil and its been proven
that they sacrifice small African children before each and every board
meeting, feasting on their organs and doing god knows what with the
rest.

But this isnt about Wal-Mart, its about evil Disney..and the fucking
awesome music that accompanies most all of their movies. It always
rocks, instant classics.

Top Disney songs

1. “Circle of Life” – The Lion King. No contest. Hands down.  If you
disagree then you are wrong.

2. “Whole New World” – Aladdin. That was one magical carpet, I’ll tell ya.

3. THE ENTIRE TRON ALBUM – I havent even heard it yet, but shooot I’m
just dam excited for it come out.

4. “Hakuna Matata” – . The Lion King. Great song, even better message.
It means No Worries.  2/4 from Lion King you ask? Well legend has it
my dad played a shit ton of Lion Kind Soundtrack during my childhood
and especially during cardboard boat races.. which brings me to

5. “Theme songs from the Jamaican Bobsled team” – Cool Runnings. Feel
the rhythm, feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! coool
runnings!

6.”Under the Sea” – Little Mermaid. If you didn’t like this song, then
watch Liar Liar, and learn its not good to lie.

No I didn’t start thinking about this because I watched “Fievel Goes
West” last night.

Yes I know you have always known the great Disney songs, and now we
have them down for the whole world to see.

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