As your blog wife I consider it my obligation that you have a fantastic day.
So on behalf of the weirdos who spend time on this self indulgent circle jerk I extend a very deep and very sincere happy birthday.
Together we have helped you find the spell check key, you curtailed your love of Taylor Swift (seriously man WTF with that) righted you when you started listening to crap.. no wait, thats a work in progress.
No matter what, no matter the stress..it is what it is.
And you are what you are
Wonderful.
OK Boss..1-2-3-4 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!